in America one can pay extra and have it expedited ,. Do it in Canada and carry official documents that you have. Copy your current PP, or take your chances and do it in Canada by mail after returning home. Must be done anyway, one way or another.
Bottom line; virtually impossible, even as a volunteer for a much needed cause. Jobs in Thailand are even difficult for their own average people. If Thais are over fifty and seek work impossible. Even when somewhat skilled.