How Can I Get Help with Moving to Thailand?

Dec 27, 2024
2 days ago
Robert *********
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Can any tell me how to open a bank account?

Can anyone tell me how many times I can enter Thailand without a proper visa?

Can anyone give me the bus timetable from Bangkok to Pattaya?

Can any explain to me how to get a passport/visa/buy land for my new girlfriend?

Can anyone tell one tell me if it will be raining when I arrive in Thailand?

Can anyone tell me what is today’s exhange rate and where’s best to exhange money (no location specified) for a super special rate?

Do let me know if I’ve missed any.
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TLDR : Answer Summary
This post contains numerous questions from an expat seeking information about various aspects of living in Thailand, including how to open a bank account, visa regulations, transportation timetable inquiries, and general weather conditions. It attracts various comments, some attempting to address the questions, while others critique the multitude of inquiries posed in one post.
Paul ********
What time does the Hua Hin to Pattaya Ferry ⛴️ leave Hua Hin?
Robert *********
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@Paul *******
I will add this immediately
Arnold **********
@Robert ********
you will be waiting soon time
Paul ********
Ralph *******
I find it funny how many people have taken this post seriously🤣
Ross ************
Can you sing the Thai national anthem? It's 30% of the requirements necessary to enter Thailand.

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Bryce *******
@Ross ***********
Sure! Like a F'n diva! 😂
Hoffman ******
Gezz you want to know much . How about the weather you want to know that
Robert *********
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@Hoffman *****
yes I have asked about the weather; it fulls under Q5. Do please pay attention to the details.
Martyn ***********
Bank account.. See an agent.
Martyn ***********
One thing at a time matey... Start by searching the group, most of these are asked dozens if times...
Randy ******
Do I have to pay taxes in 2025?
Lisa ****************
What else is this group for, if not to ask questions?
Bill **********
Can anyone tell if I am taking the piss ?
Tim *********
Can anyone tell me why there are so many miserable farangs in Pattaya? And how many times do I have to tell you, it's not a visa it's an (extention of an) entry stamp 🤔😉
Bob **********
Your in a world of shite 😎😎😎you don’t seem to know much about Thailand yet your have a GIRLFRIEND???
Robert *********
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@Bob *********
Thailand is wonderful in that way isn’t it?
Bob **********
@Robert ********
it is as long as you understand what’s going on if you know you shouldn’t get hurt to bad good luck
Dan *************
Any nice beach to swim around HH??
Arnold **********
@Dan ************
is there any good beaches close to Chiang Mai
Mark ********
Should i be allowed to holiday in thailand or should i stay in my safe zone?
Kǎisǎ **********
The fact that you took the time to make this so that you can feel superior is hilarious.
Robert *********
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@Kǎisǎ *********
what a fool I now feel.
Kǎisǎ **********
I am sure you are immune to self-honesty.
Joseph *******
The name of this group is Thai Visa Advice. If you’re over people asking questions, perhaps it’s time to leave the group.
Arnold **********
@Joseph ******
the questions are nothing to do with visas
Andy ********
Sure, put your feet up and grab a coffee while everyone runs round after you. All that info is readily available
Robert *********
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@Andy *******
I’m now on my 3rd coffee and I have to say the quality of replies here has been underwhelming to say the least.
Rob **********
Spot on. The Lazy tourists
Tim *********
I want a 3 story condo with private pool, free transport, 24 hour maid service, it has to be completely silent when I decide I want to sleep. My budget is 5k a month
Steven *******
Can I rent a motorbike without an IDP?
Michael ********
You forgot about when will ETA start
Robert *********
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@Michael *******
yes there does appear to be a strange fascination with ETAs.
Peter **********
Can anyone tell me if the year in Thailand starts on 1 January?

Do I pay taxes when I use a Wise card?

Can I use a foreign credit card in a Thai ATM?

Where can I rent a scooter in Thailand?
Robert *********
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@Peter *********
excellent contributions. Thank you.
Peter **********
@Robert ********
You’re welcome. Love your post! ❤️
Steven *******
Can you get vegetarian food in Thailand?
Dave *********
@Steven ******
No. Every meal contains pork.
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Where’s the best Breakfast Place in Pattaya?
Robert *********
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@ ***
the best ENGLISH breakfast place in Pattaya surely?
Tim *********
How much should I spend on rent ?

What area should I live in?
Steven *******
Is Thailand safe?
Sue **********
I bet you‘re asking for a friend 😉
Patrick **********
can you tell me how i can make alot of money

can you tell me how i can be happy

can you tell me where i can buy a maybach 2024

can you tell me where i can buy a super luxury villa with 100 bedrooms and 200 bathrooms with 3000 hectare

😂😅🧐🤦🏽‍♂️
Robert *********
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@Patrick *********
maybech? these are higher level type questions. There must surely be a niche group for such?
Patrick **********
Robert *********
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@Patrick *********
that is immensely helpful. Thank you so much
Steven *******
How much money is a taxi from the airport (unnamed) to town (unnamed).
Robert *********
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@Steven ******
the unspecified locations are key here.
Steven ******
Do you really need a return flight?
Christopher ***********
@Steven *****
I’ve been visiting Thailand several times per year since 1960 and never been asked to show a return ticket! Don’t worry about it, it’s a myth!
Robert *********
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@Christopher **********
this will be added!

& I will mix things up a bit by specifying an obscure airport too. Excellent work, thanks.
Steven ******
@Robert ********
whatever you do, when you refer to your holiday destination please just state Thailand and not the actual area you're planning to stay.
Robert *********
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@Steven *****
naturellement!
Steven ******
@Christopher **********
I was just joining in with the OP. I actually get asked this question everytime I fly from Libya to Thailand. I also have to show the people at the airport proof of a visa or the website that shows I can enter on under the visa exemption.
Christopher ***********
@Steven *****
Thai Airways are keen as are Air Europa. Others vary. My own experience of course!
Steven ******
@Christopher **********
I fly with Turkish Airlines but I think its more of a Libya thing than a Turkish Airlines thing. They are trying to show that the airport in Tripoli is responsible and that it has a high level of safety so they can get more direct flights in and out. I've never been asked when flying from the UK.
Arnold **********
Is February 30th the safest day to travel to Thailand 🇹🇭
Robert *********
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@Arnold *********
yes indeed, ‘will I be safe’ type questions do pop up quite a lot under ‘visa advice’! Which is a safety issue in itself I would infer.
Steven *******
What’s the best restaurant (no location specified)?
Steven *******
Are credit cards accepted everywhere?
Arnold **********
Where do you find the best fish and chips
Robert *********
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@Arnold *********
/English breakfast. Great contribution thanks .
Steven *******
How much money should we bring?
Steven *******
What beach can I go to where there are no tourists?
Robert *********
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Steven *******
@Robert ********
Real question I’ve seen more than once.
Steven *******
What’s the weather going to be in 2 months?
Robert *********
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@Steven ******
to be fair this is covered under “…will it be raining when I arrive (no date provided)”
John *****
How much is the BF?
Tim *********
Should be posted by anonymous
Robert *********
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@Tim ********
yes of course! That would be the classic post: “Can anyone tell me how to move to Thailand and get a job and wife.” Anonymous
David **********
Any other questions. You’re asking for the Encyclopedia Britanica of answers to Thailand.

You seriously think you can get a quality answers from Facebook regarding all that in one post?

Write each question at the top of a single piece of paper and start doing some homework.

Moving to Thailands not a walk in the park or a one and done answer to everything.
David **********
@David *********
oh you are a special one aren't you. No ability to detect sarcasm at all!
Robert *********
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@David *********
that is very disappointing. Could you at least some research on my behalf and provide me with the various options.
John *******
@David *********
I think this is a sarcastic post
Henry *********
@John ******
Lowest firm of wit
David **********
@John ******
You think
Joey ***********
@David *********
obviously it is.
Ralph *******
How much money will I need for a two week holiday in Thailand?
Bill *******
@Ralph ******
sounds like you sre hoing to need alot
Robert *********
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@Ralph ******
yes the classic!
David *********
Cheapest but the best taxi from the airport, which airport is anyone’s guess
Bill *******
@David ********
its guys like this thst make us all look bad
William *********
@David ********
They want 1000 baht. is that too much?
David *********
@William ********
too much I’ll have to make a post asking if any stranger wants to share it with me
William *********
@David ********
good idea. Just need room for 6 large suitcases and a wife and two kids
Robert *********
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@David ********
I’m keeping all my options open for now. Might be Vietnam
Robin *******
My only advice is don’t buy the land for the new girlfriend
Robin *******
It’s a wind up
Robert *********
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@Robin ******
yes indeed, the wind conditions are important too. Will add to the list.
Floyd **********
Don’t forget to ask Where are the best and cheapest hotels 😛
Robert *********
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@Floyd *********
of course, across all of Thailand. No budget set. Will add this to my list
Brad *******
Best post ever 🤪
Phil ******
@Robert ********
if you have entered on a 60-day Visa Exempt then you will need an agent. Tru
@Mots *********
or
@Tik ************************
in Pattaya.

Now to answer your 2nd question as long as immigration allow you to enter Thailand

The rest of your questions are up to you mister
Thet ***********
For the last question,
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this link will help.
John *****
Can you tell me the air quality?
Robert *********
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@John ****
will add that to the list. Thanks
Brian *********
Post this as an faq of sorts and keep it revised so people can point to it and move on. 👌
Brandon ************
@Brian ********
we have multiple post stickied to the top of the group that answer many common questions but that doesn't prevent those same questions from being posted multiple times per week.
Brian *********
@Brandon ***********
I was not clear. FB doesn’t make repeat questions an easy reference item. I was thinking along the lines of a downloadable document in the files area called FAQ that can be revised regularly and pointed to when people ask the same stuff repeatedly. 🤷‍♂️
Jason ******
Can you be more specific and give more details ,is it visa run or border bounce 😂😂😂🍻
Michael *********
Google it
Jay *******
@Michael ********
lol it’s a fairly question for a group called “Thailand Visa Advice” although this guy appears to be asking too damn much
Dinesh *****
@Jay ******
haha so many questions
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