You forgot to mention dual pricing , Thai Immigration nightmares, numerous foreign criminals hiding here, beaches covered in garbage, the Full Moon Moron Party, and so much more that will make you think twice before moving here. PS. Learn the language before ever considering getting involved with Thai women and many other reasons before moving here.
You could try there are thousands of other foreign criminals who have been hiding here for decades. It all depends on the official when you arrive whether or not they decide to check. Thailand has always been famous as a criminal hideout. Just check any bar in Pattaya on any given day could likely find a whole plane load to ship out.