As I have said before, I'm not that bothered. I can open a bank account in my wife's name and just pay for things via that. I'm going to get a cheap phone in her name and put the app on there so I can use for qr payments etc.
Thanks to everyone for their advice. As we are flying from Saigon, extra baggage is pretty cheap. We are probably only paying 350 dollars in excess baggage.
I can't get a Thai bank account on DTV. It is not possible. So I suspect it will be hard to assess tax liability without this. I'll just have to live off my wife
whilst there is a certain truth to what you are saying, returns can be made in Thailand. I've seen rental returns friends have made and these average out at about 5-6% after all expenses. Capital appreciation is minimal, but equally few have depreciated. I'm not saying there aren't better investment returns, but maybe Thai property isn't as bad as you suggest.