My first thoughts are to rethink whether fate wants me to go to Thailand, reasses my karmic contributions, and ponder if I have any moral or ethical unfinished business to take care of.
My second thought is to reboot my phone and try again.
You forgot "Can anybody in the Bangkok area tell me easily obtainable supplies to remove superglue? I have accidentally glued my right hand to my face and head".
Why not just buy a roll of butcher paper, and cut squares to wrap your purchases with? The machines, and energy to cut those, the glue manufactured to make them bags, and the ink used to make them pretty seem to defeat the purpose.
Plain butcher paper. Cut squares to take shopping with you. Wrap your purchases to bring home.
Spent a nice 20 minutes or so sitting on the corner, drinking a beer and watching Krabi police set up an inspection station right in front of the police kiosk on Thanon Utarkit. Pulled over everybody that passed without helmets. Did not see any impounded bikes though.