Well I have been to almost every bank branch in Phuket with all the info you could possibly need and again, like you, we're denied based on visa. DTV will be no different unfortunately. Would have a better chance of winning Thai lottery.
I just got my DTV 3 weeks ago and my METV 6 months ago and no issues using the E Visa system with my VPN. And he was talking DTV, not bank or credit card.