Opening a bank account takes all of one visit, and 30 minutes at the Maya mall.
Driver’s license is 1-2 hours at most with a valid license, IDP residency certificate and Doctors exam.
You need to read the fine print of the elite visa and talk to people that have tried to use the services.
Many of the services are severely limited or restricted (read the fine print), apply only to Bangkok, or are one time only.
A Non-O is ฿1900 or $55/year.
An elite visa is about $10,000 over a five year term ($2,000/year).
That’s 36 times more expensive.
For $1000, we might be able to get the Governor of the province to assist you in opening a bank account and getting a license.
Finally, there is not as much peace of mind with an elite visa (or any visa) as you may think. Thailand can revoke your visa for any reason, at any time.
Per a friend who worked in the Consulate, your “sponsorship”, pledge to support, and her ties to the US will virtually guarantee a denial. The hearing officers prefer visitors not to have a US support system and resources, thus guaranteeing a return to Thailand.
As mentioned previously, a strong foundation (property, business, work, family) ie reasons to return to Thailand are key.