@Ken *****

maybe not but the last line I wrote remains true.

I have never had a visa to thailand and have a thai bank account.

I have never used an agent.

I do not have a thai wife.

I downloaded the criteria for opening a bank account and produced all documents required.

I dressed well and was respectful.

I did this at a branch where no one spoke english and I don't speak thai.

All through google translate.

Anything is possible if you put your mind to it.

Well, Wise isn't a real bank. It's as good as kerping money in grandma's mattress.

3000baht per day

10 times the lowest thai wage earners

I dunno, maybe you can just manage it.

@Felipe ********

555

How exactly was 'force' involved?

You chose to buy a ticket

Burmese Python food - bring em

Cert of residence can be given by a hotel for a 1 night stay

And how's the health of the buffalo?

@Anthony *****************

i got my residency from my hotel and paid chump change at immigration. Might be different now but I think you got ripped off somewhere. And actually I got 2 certificates at ommigration. 1 for my drivers licence