I’ll take the Saltiest Boomer Questions for $400, Alex

A man dies. Peter looks at him, goes "well... you're kinda blah. Not good enough for heaven, not bad enough for hell... So I'll let you pick - where do you want to go?"

Guy goes: "well, can I see both?"

"Sure thing."

An angel picks the man up, takes him to heaven. It's a bunch of people dressed in white playing flutes and singing. Kinda boring.

Then they go to hell. It's a party! One giant strip club, people doing lines off of bar counters, drinking, fucking everywhere.

Guy goes "well, heaven looks kinda boring, I think I'd rather go to hell."

Peter: "no worries, on you go."

Guy finds himself in a fying pan over a fire.

"What the fuck is this shit? Where's the party?"

Satan pokes his head out: "Don't confuse tourism with immigration, buddy."

Ah, yes, Udon Thani, the world-renowned travel destination 😂 I actually kinda like Udon tho so jk

@Dan *******

and the food is bad unless you eat in nice restaurants. No idea how they do it but it just sucks. Also, average mom and pop hole in the wall restaurant is 2-3 times more expensive than in Thailand. Not a huge fan

@John ******

this comment is highly underrated

@Marcos *********

damn and here I was scrolling for the kicker that you've been here on a 30 day stamp the whole 2 years