so if it bugs you as much as you say, quit being a moderator. Really, you are making a big deal over nothing. Seems you are bringing on the stress yourself.
oh you poor thing. You know, you could just leave all together instead of being so horribly inconvenienced. Simplify your life if it really stresses you out.
how are they "burdening thousands of other people with their question"? Has there been an epidemic of broken scrolling thumbs that I'm unaware of? Seriously, instead of being jerks people can just scroll on. It's not hard or burdensome at all.
You will get up hills, but not quickly. The real issue is going down hill on an automatic bike as there is no engine braking so you'll be on the brakes a lot. Be cautious of brake fade.