If you want to play racist far-left delusional history games. “Munoz” sounds like a Spanish conquistador name…maybe you should take responsibility for your family trying to spread their ill-liberal Spanish settler colonialism even further in the New World via a genocide of current long time current inhabitants.
It might be worth considering consulting with an immigration lawyer. Especially if you're not confident after some DIY research. My wife and I married in Thailand/obtained her permanent residency 37 years ago. At the time, it took about 8 months, lots of forms, a physical, police certificate and an interview. Not easy...but the last 37 years made it very worth while.
You guessed wrong. Paying for/spending an hour to get a passport photo, paying for a visa, my wife writing an invitation letter in lieu of hotel reservations (and hoping it’s formatted correctly) and then waiting several days to find out if we jumped through all the hoops correctly. Hassle +cost + uncertainty instead of just getting a passport stamp.