The “Girlfriend experience” is gonna be your downfall 😂😂

Go to Argos and buy a dinghy, push her out in the English Channel and tell her to row back ashore. Make sure she has no ID or passport on her and tell her to tell the UK authorities that she is fleeing her country because she fears for her life. Dress her up as a young man as this seems to have a high success rate. She will be able to stay for a long time and even get paid to do so. Winner 👍🏼

@John *********

true, 3 million minimum inpatient cover required. Can get it much cheaper.

You forgot to ask if anyone can wipe your arse for you too 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

I’m tossing it up between AXA and AIA via my bank.

@Graham *****

exactly. I think I have my answer. I will be getting outpatient cover anyway as I am very active and tend to injure myself more than your average couch potato, plus I ride a motorcycle and we all know what the roads are like here 😂

@Willem ***

Thanks, it was the inpatient element I didn’t know so thanks for confirming 🙏

April to June is nice and hot and very little rain. December onwards is comfortable and not much rain. Depends if you like the heat or not.

@Richard *******

It’s an actual fact in the UK, I have seen my home town swamped by them. I don’t follow msm as they elude the truth in the UK, especially the likes of the BBC. Genuine asylum seekers with genuine reasons is one thing, but there are many coming to the UK that aren’t genuine, no ID and could be criminals in their home country.

@Richard *******

thank you 😊