Rollo Ajarn Roadie Sawyers I have spent a fair amount of time in the Philippines and would not consider living there, even for a few weeks as (1) the food is truly awful - both the local Fayre and their poor attempts at non-local (2) I assume due to the crippling poverty and lack of Buddhist values there is always someone trying to scam / ‘borrow’ / ‘invest’ or outright rob you (3) public transport is terrible and dangerous (as one of many examples a previous in-law was on a Jeepney and someone was quietly knifed in front of her). Each to their own but if Thailand wasn’t an option I would consider Cambodia way before the Philippines
you’ll need either considerable capital invested in Thailand, be on a very tight list of occupations or work for a sizeable foreign entity listed on a stock exchange for I think 3 years
So… if you did return to Oz and do your 2 years in purgatory and then escaped to paradise, how much could you expect to receive and are there any gotchas ?
Krungsri in Phuket are delightful: queues in their branches are maybe
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of most of the others (next time you are at Central Festival have a look for yourself), the staff are super helpful, the app works well, and yes they offer foreign currency accounts