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QUESTIONS

How early can you send your 90-day report by registered mail in Thailand?

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6 years ago

Do I have to renew my non-immigrant O visa and complete 90-day check-ins at the registered immigration office in Thailand?

7 comments

7 years ago

COMMENTS

What should I do if I want to marry a Thai lady but don't have my birth certificate?

Oliver **********

@Stuart ********

excellent advice. Thank you. I won't quit my day job. Thankfully I don't have one

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What should I do if I want to marry a Thai lady but don't have my birth certificate?

Oliver **********

yeah maybe you are a lost cause when it comes to understanding comedy. That was a really feeble burn. I guess just stick to righteous indignation. You seem pretty good at that

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What should I do if I want to marry a Thai lady but don't have my birth certificate?

Oliver **********

i would never give up on a student. I'm sure you'll get it eventually. Keep trying! You've edited your comment five times already.

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What should I do if I want to marry a Thai lady but don't have my birth certificate?

Oliver **********

the scintillating genius of my joke has nothing to do with furthering stereotypes as you imply. It's merely a deft capitalization upon the dual meaning of the comment itself. I'm sure if you think about it for a while you'll eventually grasp its classic elegance

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What should I do if I want to marry a Thai lady but don't have my birth certificate?

Oliver **********

it's okay you can pretend you understood it if you like. I'll help you save face

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What should I do if I want to marry a Thai lady but don't have my birth certificate?

Oliver **********

i guess you don't understand jokes. Let me explain. The implicit ambiguity of the wording allowed for two possible meanings. You're welcome

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What should I do if I want to marry a Thai lady but don't have my birth certificate?

Oliver **********

@Stuart ********

mail order bride?

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What are the steps and considerations for opening a business and settling in Thailand as an expat?

Oliver **********

Yes, that's what I was looking for

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What are the steps and considerations for opening a business and settling in Thailand as an expat?

Oliver **********

Is that a question or an exclamation

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What should I know about filing my 90-day report after returning from Laos to avoid fines?

Oliver **********

he clearly isn't complaining, just telling his story. You on the other hand are complaining like a cat with an inflamed vulva. Your reading comprehension is also similar to that of a cat.

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What are some funny memes related to current events?

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2 days ago

What should I know about the Thailand Digital Arrival Card (TDAC) before using it?

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6 days ago

What should I do if I receive belittling responses when seeking visa advice in a Thailand expat group?

133 comments

6 days ago

What is the experience of re-entering Thailand on a DTV visa?

53 comments

10 days ago

What should we know about extending a dependent DTV visa in Thailand?

66 comments

a month ago

What should I expect during my entry into Thailand with a DTV visa?

44 comments

a month ago

What is the process for filing a 90 Day Report for Thailand visa holders?

48 comments

a month ago

What should tourists know about entering Thailand under recent stricter visa rules?

137 comments

a month ago

Can tourists currently open bank accounts in Thailand given the recent non-O visa application restrictions?

428 comments

2 months ago

Why are people celebrating Tod Daniels' 66th birthday?

51 comments

2 months ago

How Can I Get Help with Moving to Thailand?

197 comments

3 months ago

Who knows the woman accused of shoplifting in Nimman, Chiang Mai?

125 comments

3 months ago

What do I need to know about the Digital Nomad Visa (DTV) in Thailand?

273 comments

4 months ago

What are the best recommendations for visa agents in Bangkok for those seeking a retirement or DTV visa?

223 comments

5 months ago

Will Thailand implement automated entry lanes for visa holders like they have for exit?

72 comments

5 months ago

How did you successfully acquire your DTV visa in Taipei despite initial doubts?

132 comments

5 months ago

Why do some members engage in bullying behavior online instead of offering constructive support?

155 comments

5 months ago

What should I know about entering Thailand on a Digital Nomad Visa (DTV)?

109 comments

5 months ago

What are the current visa fees and experiences for entering Laos from Thailand?

224 comments

6 months ago

What are the experiences and processes for obtaining the Digital Nomad Visa (DTV) in Thailand?

71 comments

6 months ago

What are the changes in Thai visa application procedures for Southeast Asian consulates starting October 8th?

71 comments

6 months ago

What are the new eVisa application procedures for Thai consulates in Southeast Asia starting October 8, 2024?

57 comments

6 months ago

What are the experiences and requirements of obtaining the DTV visa in Thailand?

106 comments

6 months ago

What happened in the tragic school bus fire in Bangkok?

146 comments

6 months ago

What are some experiences and tips for long-term stays in Thailand?

86 comments

6 months ago

What are the key guidelines and experiences regarding the new DTV visa for Thailand?

19 comments

8 months ago

How do you properly use a squat toilet in Thailand?

270 comments

8 months ago

What do people love about Thailand's elephants and their unique traits?

18 comments

8 months ago

What are the steps and requirements for obtaining a DTV visa in Savannakhet, Laos?

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8 months ago

What are the requirements and process for obtaining a DTV visa as a business owner in Thailand?

101 comments

8 months ago

What insights can be shared about the new Destination Thailand Visa (DTV) process?

64 comments

8 months ago

What are the requirements and experiences for applying for the DTV visa as a freelancer in New York?

46 comments

8 months ago

What are the requirements and process for obtaining a DTV visa in Thailand?

60 comments

8 months ago

What are the recent changes to Thailand's entry visa rules regarding unlimited land entries?

153 comments

9 months ago

What is the DTV visa and what are its employment restrictions in Thailand?

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9 months ago

What are the key features and requirements of Thailand's new DTV - Destination Thailand Visa?

134 comments

9 months ago

What are the requirements and details for the new Destination Thailand Visa (DTV)?

503 comments

9 months ago

What are the latest updates on the Thai DTV visa application process and its requirements?

193 comments

9 months ago

What are the new rules for the 60-day visa exempt entry in Thailand?

178 comments

9 months ago

What are the new visa measures announced by the Thai Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and how will they affect expats?

48 comments

9 months ago

How can I convert a tourist visa to a non-O retirement visa in Thailand?

79 comments

9 months ago

Has the 60-day visa exemption program in Thailand officially started yet?

73 comments

10 months ago

What are the updates on the upcoming changes to Thailand's visa rules?

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10 months ago

Can I obtain Thai nationality by marrying my girlfriend in Pattaya?

164 comments

a year ago

How efficient is the process for obtaining a 12-month visa in Pattaya's immigration office?

38 comments

a year ago

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28 comments

a year ago

What are the best Thai dating apps to meet women with regular jobs, excluding freelancers or working girls?

370 comments

a year ago

What are the rules for re-entering Thailand on a tourist visa or visa exemption?

33 comments

a year ago

Is it true that Thai passport holders will soon have visa exemption for entry to the UK and Australia?

105 comments

a year ago

How did you successfully open a bank account in Thailand on a tourist visa?

93 comments

a year ago

What are the best currency exchange options at Suvarnabhumi Airport for arrival?

175 comments

a year ago

What is the best cannabis dispensary in Bangkok?

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a month ago

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a month ago

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