Caught a train from Bangkok to changmai. 12 hours trip.
The day before I'd had a questionable meal and I was in bad shape.
I had a load of pills and was eating them like sweets as I was traveling. On the 11th hour the pills were done and I couldn't hold it anymore.
There it was. The squat toilet on a fucking moving train rocking back and forth as they do.
I stared at it and realised I was watching the train tracks through the toilet hole.
Nothing for it . Just had to go. I even took a change of shorts just incase.
Like a torrent it shot out of me. Train throwing me around I'm holding the walls and metal bar just trying not to fall over ...or worse shit all over myself.
Finally it was over and I washed off.... expecting the worst I checked all over.
Best shot I've ever made.
It was all on the train tracks and none on me .
Never again do I want to have to be that worried over a runny shit.
Omg. International driving license lasts 3 bloody years and costs 6 quid if your in UK. And I'm pretty sure most countries do the same as the Thai police pull over foreigners and check for that and only that unless you're drunk or not wearing a helmet then they are pulling you over for that.