I'm not intentionally misunderstanding, I'm stating a fact. If you want a comparison look at the Multiple Entry Tourist Visa, everyone understands this visa is good for 6 months and you get a 60 days stamp every time you enter. The only thing different about the DTV is the time periods, so valid for 5 years and you get stamped in for 180 days every time you enter.
there's a very few offices that require you to return the next day so technically twice but there is NO under consideration period for an extension based on retirement
you're confusing a retirement extension with a marriage extension. The latter gets the pending status to give immigration the opportunity to verify that the marriage is "de facto"
a retirement extension is not a 2 step process, you go to immigration, you show them you meet the requirements, and you get the extension stamped in your passport there and then.
A retirement visa is very different, its actually designed to allow you to spend the rest of your life in Thailand should you so choose without ever having to leave. It in no way resembles a tourist visa. You can't stay a year inside Thailand with the DTV, even if you can find an IO that will give you an extension the absolute longest you can stay is 360 days then you have no choice but to leave. Do you really think the fact you can't get a full 12 months out of a DTV (even with an extension) is some sort of error?
not downgrading anything. Just stating a fact. The DTV is classed as a tourist visa. And as such carries the same restrictions as any tourist visa does.