You're not porting it because it's a different country cellular network. They are on a different call code therefore you can't take that same number unless it's already freely available here in Thailand.
Technically all Thai schools would have ED in Pattaya, considering the age of the teachers there. Erectile Dysfunction is super common, you don't have a thing to worry about.
Or you could just grow a brain and purchase a $10 flight from onwardflight.com
What you've just said has absolutely no bearing on anything. I wore at suit at the poi pet crossing and they required the return ticket. It's strictly enforced at land crossings. Even sometimes don muang. I've never been asked at SUVARNABHUMI and entered 20+ times.
Yes, jailed for life is fine. A malicious act with nothing to gain is far more sinister than a malicious act with something to gain. This immigration officer acted with malicious entent but stood to gain nothing therefore the is on the severe end of offending.
That's not the full picture. It's also not accurate in some aspects. The only reason international prices were affected was because Russia was no longer participating in sanctioned markets. THOSE markets were effected (US, AUSTRALIA ETC) but the cheap Russian energy is still available to Thailand which has no sanctions and has remained neutral. Prices shouldn't be effected this much. I'd say the increases are largely artificial. Just as Saudi Aramco doubled profits during the "fuel supply shortage". It's mostly artificial manipulation.