One of the perks of asking a serious question here is that it inevitably brings a couple of trolls out of the closet. I then just block them and I know I won't be bothered with their feeble attempts to troll me in the future.
I will, now that I've gotten feedback from members who say it's possible. If members came back and said there was no way it was possible, I wouldn't waste my time going to the bank or even calling and dealing with the language barrier.