@David ******
clearly you’re the expert…
I’m only using my very recent personal experience (and I was in Thailand, had to leave, went to Malaysia, followed the process and got my visa).
And yes, I also have a bumper passport and ridiculous or not, they are the requirements.
You seem to have an awful lot of opinions for something about which you clearly have no experience. But nevertheless, I hope your day gets less boring. 😊