How dare you forget the crazy Russians as a stereotype. I work out at Muscle Factory in Pattaya, but the Muscle Factory in Bkk is where all the pros workout at. You can get an ed visa for 1 year.
Listen bro, I'm sure she is talking you into buying a house knowing you can't do it legally. These Thai girls are pro. So here is what you are gonna do. You are going to rent a house and put some of that unused money in an investment account for her just in case if anything happens to you. She'll be taken care of and it'll probably be worth more than the house. This would protect you and her.