Stupid questions regarding overstay that already have clear answers available on the web, will recieve humorus responses. Why do you bother reading and posting here at all ? The visa advise here can be very helpful for legitimate questions big man. Humorous responses are great fun to read, but insulting an belittling everyone here and the visa advise page itself is not so great.
I have dealt with immigration for over 10 years and do not exaggerate anything except the fact how poor it is, that a foreigner would not bother to do the right thing by immigration.
Thailand is not his country and he has no right to simply stay for so long without reporting. No wonder immigration go nuts and have big crackdowns.
Who would bother giving him any helpful advice when he is making it difficult for everyone else by annoying immigration so much, that other people who accidently or with good reason overstay a few times by a few days, cop a heavy hand and get deported.
I was asked if I had a Thai girlfried , Immigration then asked 'what does she do ? I said she yak yak me tookwun tookyung. They laughed so hard, then patted me on the back while passing me through the checkpoint.