Western expats are not allowed to do farming or basically any blue collar work. You can pay a local a few hundred quid/dollars per month to mind your partner's farm and move her to Bangkok with you (you can probably also find work in Bangkok if you have significant professional experience in a particular field).
Thousands of vehicles driving in the dark without their headlights on, hundreds of wrecks of horrific accidents, including an overturned tanker truck, a convoy of ten-wheelers driving on the wrong side of a motorway, and 3 dead bodies.
wow, i can't imagine life without an occasional big mac or double whopper. here in bangkok, we just click a couple of buttons and all that delicious cancer food is delivered to our door.