Yeah, believe me, I'll be dancing on your thicko Ozzie grave. So kindly Foxtrot Oscar and go kill a few kangaroos and try to read the group first so you can lay off asking dumb questions that no-one knows the bloody answers to.
I found them absolute rubbish. They wouldn't even issue me with a new ATM card when I inadvertently left mine in the machine unless I went 25 kms to the original bank.
Each branch makes its own rules. Just keep trying until you find one. I got my first account at the large Siam Square branch, so maybe try there first.