@Elías *******
It literally isn't. It's written in many places that you need to be in a particular place when you apply, and I'm asking if it's worth confirming that I was there when I applied but am no longer. It's a reasonable question given the information on this group indicating that people are traveling before their visas have been issued meaning they are - wait for it - not staying in the country during the application process.
Not sure where you've decided I was "faking" anything, but appreciate your deeply limited insight. Love to the family.