Just buy crypto on coinbase/other exchange then send to wife have her cash out and send it to you. Can have cash moved from your accounts in less than 5 minutes
Yeah, most likely will let you in one more time or deny you next time. Fly into BKK and pay for fast track service. Don’t fly into DMK they always grill people. 2x extensions is immediate reason for them to not allow you in the country with the current administration rules. Also dual passport won’t matter, your fingerprints got you unless you wear mission impossible style finger print covers
They’ve been denying a lot of people lately, so I’d say 90% chance you’re not going to be let in. Especially if they told you to get a real visa and you ignored it. Good luck though! report back so we know what happens in 2 months!