silly person. For what it is worth I am sorry that you are sad and lonely. I am sure you will find someone to love you too, but you should really stop cultivating all of this hate. It's not a good look and it stays inside you making poison that people can detect in your pheromones.
come on man! Sister in law is great! She comes with a bunch of kids so you don't need to do any work! She might be a little lazy, but at least she can't cook!
they won't look. I am 95% sure they arbitrarily limit the number of yesses and just let almost everyone waste their time. But, again, I hope you get lucky.