Open a US company remotely, do it workation. You can bill yourself or clients legally for invoices. You can get a workcation DTV so you won't need to prove you'll attand a muay thai or cooking course for 5 years.
Anonymous participant 669 you can stay 300 days a year and it would still not make you tax resident. It's not about non stop living. Then frequent travellers would never pay tax anywhere...
Typos, name not exact match, first sight wrong information about address, conflicting information? Did you have a paper stating that you are allowed to work from Thailand?