A friend got his in almost 5 weeks. We both were requested to supply additional info 24 hours after filing then applications were in pending status for the balance of the time.
I got approved in September. No issues. They have always been great. I have received travel visas in 2-3 days and even received my last METV on a Sunday.
Ryan Ho Lol. With your attitude I wouldn't worry. The cops and immigration will surely take your verbal abuse and just let you walk. Make sure you try it when you see them. SMH.