crap advice. Knowing the right people, greasing the right palms and paying tea money is the quickest and simplest way. I also speak fluent Thai and Issan which means they can't fool an old farang too.
Martin Pol rocket science is easy to comprehend. However, rocket engineering is far more difficult and complex. A man with your rather limited intelligence would be better off with a lobotomy. Which I can do for you, absolutely free
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