The irony is that all of my hundreds of logins were in vain. You literally can't download the visa from the website. It's attached to an email and when you log in the website it tells you to go check your email.... So there was no point in checking the status but rather only waiting for the email
What do you mean 5 missing days? It's not possible to staf more than 360 day consecutively legally - end of story. It's similar to how with tourist visas it isn't legally possible to stay more than 60 days consecutively, legally. 30+30extension. (Unless you qualify for a weird family extension etc.).
lol. Ok so you assume thai banks report nothing to the government, that's also an extreme. In the US all $2500 transactions get reported, I'd gander it is lower in Thailand