What a messed up post.......... You will need to keep the 800,000 for when you hit 50 and apply for a retirement Visa. Lol, you need a degree, a tefl course and theoretically to use experience in order to be able to get a Visa through your future employer.....
, reality check time. Why would I be jealous having been based in Thailand for 15 year? When you get some experience of these sites and know something about the matter your opinion will be somewhat weightier. I feel that it's a personal duty of everyone to first try and gather some basic information from Google the Thai Visa official gov site, and then use forums to clarify doubts or get more details on issues that arise. Pissing you feel that just to launch I totally open-ended massive question without having done the slightest footwork is abusing people's time. You think what you like, and try to get reign in your jealousy. Yes another example that might help you understand. Imagine someone says, "I want to go and live in America can you please tell me everything I need to do? "Without making the slightest effort to gather some basic facts . Ridiculous!
I can vouch for Thai Visa Centre, they have never failed me over the years and done an outstanding job with immediate response. Easy to Google. Now I've never done a bank account with them because I never needed to, and things seem to have changed lately but if you looking for a professional outfit, these ones are sound as a pound. You will have to ask them about the bank account as everything is new now