Of all locations with monkeys and palm trees, why is everyone so desperate to jump through endless nonsensical hoops in order to be fleeced of their cash in money grabbing Thailand?
You do realise many Thai women have multiple relationships taking cash from each guy? Hence the term 'friendgirls'. And that your dream lady will set about parting you from as much cash as possible as fast as possible?
BTW pack a ceramic mug, and take a kfs, and teaspoon, if you:re not keen on eating from plastic containers with your hands and drinking from tiny cardboard cups. 😭