I had food poisoning in Vietnam. I went to the local hospital in Hoi An and was ushered straight in to see the Dr. When he found out I'm from England he went on about the EPL for about 10 minutes before realising he hadn't asked why I was there. He asked if I was a Man U fan like him and laughed when I get nooo Liverpool. I was given a big bag of tablets which I nervously worked my way through :) Still here though! :)
People should not listen to HSBC if they tell you that you can open an expat account in Thailand. It's bullshit, they don't provide private banking in Thailand, but yes you can use your online banking and banking app in Thailand no problem, just get it set up and used to it in the UK as calling them is obviously a pain in the ass.