I’m a keen amateur photographer and want the best glasses, so I opted for Nikon lenses and some rather expensive German frames. Add to this that I needed varifocals so I paid a record amount for this pair at KT Optic. I think that if I’d opted for two pairs, one for reading and one for long distance and I wasn’t too bothered about quality then I may have got a cheaper deal than in the U.K.

@Greg *******

Bugger, I knew there was something

Use the Laos border, see a bloke called Jimmy, say that Big Jan sent you, bung him a grand, sorted.

I just brought my roller skates, moustache wax and a neon green mankini. Everything seems to be going well so far.