I applaud the guy for seeking out advice too. Many, many, many people live in Thailand on that amount or less. In fact most Thais do. There are 1000s of youtube clips on living on $1000. His advice: $1500 social security? How embarrassingly low. Sorry. Maybe not quite ready for retirement. That's condescending.
You just seem like a very stupid person who has some unreasonable sense of entitlement. Likely a few days in "overstay jail" would have been a good experience for you. Please please please...never come back to this wonderful country