Actually, we all have different learning curves and temperaments. Just thinking about the process, doing it, and not succeeding is overwhelming! Some of us need to have our hands held.
You are correct. Perhaps the moderators should filter some of comedians and editorials. The OP needs legitimate feedback. He is not a farang asking for ways to stay in Thailand without a visa or trying to screw the system.
If I had an immigration history like yours, and really only wanted to stay May-June, I would have a return air ticket (paid) for the US and present it to the officer. Getting another TR might be difficult if you are flagged in the system.