@Stephen *******

I'm as far away from Pattaya as you can get ;-) Fkg Yanks.

@Stephen *******

Did you have a sad childhood? Because it sounds as if you are having a sad adulthood. How TF would I be trying to recreate what I had at "home"? Home is a long way from Pattaya and the nearest Farang. I do it to bring some joy in this sometimes shitty and cynical world. If you can think of a better reason to do something give me a shout :-) You sad fkg plum.

@Stephen *******

I have a Xmas party for the family kids in Chiang Kham. Love it. So do the adults.

@Vernon ********

They surf in.

@Neil ********

Down in the basement where the trains leave from have the town rate. Upstairs low.

@Alistair *******

Bored mate?

@Alistair *******

My missus was happy with a village wedding. Not legally binding. After years got married officially for visa reasons only.

If you're nervous better just rent it 😉

@Chris ********************

I was politely asking "what?" Referring to "chi crap".

@Nigel ************

I've been living in the country and learning speaking Thai for ten years. Before that I did the same in Indonesia. You're dealing with the wrong people mate. My local merchants are more on the ball than I think you or your bar girl are.