You DONT need to season the 800k for 2 months for the Non Imm O VISA. Seasoning is for the 1 year extention of stay. Why not get the Non Imm O evisa before you arrive?
He does indeed have 3 options, however the criteria you state is for yearly extentions of stay. The OP needs a Non Imm O visa first which he can obtain in the UK without the need for many of the criteria you list. Also his yearly extention of stay based on being a guardian would require him to go through the Thai courts to obtain full legal guardianship of his child.