A man suffering from brain disease badly need a brain transplant. He walk into a shop and ask if there is any brain for sales, the shop owner took out an old deformed brain with a price tag of 1 million dollar and said this from Thomas Edison and his brain is very good because he is a great inventor,
The man said he cant afford and wanted something cheaper, and the shop pointed to a display showing a bloody but well preserved one saying this is from Franz Schubert a talent composer and it is worth $800K but yet the man said it is too expensive and wanted something cheapest.
Then the shop owner pointed to one corner on the floor and say, you can take that and pay me anything you want.
The man look at the brain, it look brand new without damage and deformation. Out of curiosity he asked the owner, why the brain is so clean, nice but worth nothing in which the owner replied, "It has never been used before" So the man happily took the brain, pay nothing and left.
I am glad that I finally found who is the buyer. Nice to know you Michael.
Oh, definitely! Because we all know that geographical location and chair position are the ultimate indicators of knowledge. Anyone sitting on the "second half of the world" must be completely clueless.