When we require something they send back the message we are looking into it. They are looking into a manhole and extracting any shit that pumps out. Where is the signature from the precious cabinet? Where is the amendment signed into law. I'm in rural Thailand and my office is splendid to date. I just get wound up at the unfortunate plight of fellow expats and tourists who insert handsomely into the economy and try to get on with it. It's not racist or sectioning us out they are just 100% incompetent.
An emergency decree!!!
Go to your local police station and report your predicament. You will be given an appointment and we will tend to your needs. Please Stay At Home as advised by the Prime Minister.