0k in bank for implants and no cash on me. After the horse has bolted I ended up saying take me to the ATM and I'll get it for you. They said they need cash, Thai police big money for bribe?!! I must have misinterpreted that I had 100k baht in pocket. The lady seemed like she was getting pressured into making statement etc. Once back at police station I started saying stupid things like I earn more than you in 3 months than you do in a year, singing advance Australia fair, just being a cocky dick. I needed this to become humble again tbf, I called a number that said mother in emergency settings