Oh, nice one Dave...

You know you've found the right one when the word 'Forever' doesn't seem long enough.

Congratulations!

Lol. I've heard it a few times, your not the first 😆

Yes... I was back at home after one lonely night and we had many loving years together. With one offspring now aged 32yrs. What ever it was that I said to upset her that day, I must never have said it again, because we had many years together following.

Many years ago my wife got annoyed with me about, I still don't know what, but she through me out of the house. In those days 30mins out of BKK not too many ppl spoke good English. So I caught a tuk tuk into Patpong where I knew ppl spoke good English. I walked into The Rose Hotel (I think it's still there) I said I'd like to book a room for 3nights pls... she said 3 nights, yes pls 3nights. She stared at me blank faced and burst into laughter. I didn't know what she was laughing at. She turned around to a room full of colleagues and spoke a few words in Thai which brought on laughter from the entire staff in unison filling the foyer with a chorus which brought back memories I had as a child in church at Sunday bible studies. I was fuming and so embarrassed and I still didn't know why. So after my PTSD was triggered the room fell to a deafaning silence. She then calmly explained to me... Sir, this is Patpong... nobody has ever asked for a booking longer than three hours. You can book for 1hr, 2hr or 3hr, no more she said. At that moment it dawned on me why everybody was laughing at me. I didn't have to speak Thai to now know what she told her colleagues. I was so embarrassed. Well, it's something I can laugh about in my older years i guess. 555

It is usually met with a warning

Most ppl don't know that you can be arrested for not wearing a shirt whilst driving a vehicle in Thailand

Lol... you made an @ss of yourself 🤣

🙏🙏🙏

It is only when a mosquito lands on your b@lls that you realise there is a way to solve problems without using violence