@Michael *******
my passport is riddled with Thai Visas -- doesn't seem to make a difference. I know there are others on this forum that have it the same. Perhaps you have a poor understand of the word 'FACT' or when it is all in caps it has different meaning???
Anyway - it seems the OP's original inquiry has been adequately satisfied and that you'll not give it a rest. So here you go.
You are right - about most everything, Its is truly astonishing they have not renamed the Earth or entire solar system after you. If you want to put together an online petition - I will sign it. You the man, the big daddy, the one.
I hope that will provide for you some consolation and you will be able to move on and misinform some other poor schmucks.