@Kay *****
if you apply for the evisa and don't get it on time:
You can enter visa exempt 30 days ( plus 30 extension if needed) and when it does come you can border bounce and enter on it then.
As long as you do it within the time allotted you can still manage about 9 months.
I don't know that the French embassy is that bad, you must make sure you have all the documents ready to go and hopefully don't miss something.
Sometimes horror stories miss relevant details that are contributing factors.