Why did my taxi fare and river cruise cost more than expected in Thailand?

Apr 17, 2022
3 years ago
Shaun ************
ORIGINAL POSTER
Got a taxi today from Pattaya to Bangkok. Local taxi was 1400 . My mate said I will ring this taxi bloke from Bangkok I had the other day . So he comes and picks us up . On the way I ask how far is the river from Sukanvit . As I was thinking about a river cruise He starts talking to our girls in Thai . Get to Bangkok and we go in a little side road and we at a booking office. We said where are we . He said you have to book river cruise here . On the way in he got a ticket off a guy at a booth . Didn’t have time to think so payed . He got his ticket signed and on the way out the other end he gave his ticket to another guy . Got to our hotel said 2000 baht .So 600 more then Pattaya taxi and when we looked on line we payed almost double for our cruise . TOld our girls let us know next time what’s going on . My mate is still wild lol
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The user shares an experience of taking a taxi from Pattaya to Bangkok, revealing they ended up paying more than expected for both the taxi fare and a river cruise due to a miscommunication with their supposed guides. They express frustration with the situation and note the high costs compared to what they typically pay, while commenters offer advice on haggling, using transportation apps, and sharing similar experiences, emphasizing the need for caution regarding scams in Thailand.
Richard *****
Same old bullshit ! You girls sound great thou stick with them lol
Robert ******
Welcome to Thailand
Kevin *********
Do not trust even one of these people. Your girlfriends most likely got commission.
Faizaan *******
River cruise cost around 800 baht with princess
Burnard ************
Very common. When I met my girl, at the time, she led me around with her friend's. Next thing I know, I am paying for everyones meal and drinks.

I to had a little conversation with her afterwards. She said she didn't know they were going to do that. Which I don't believe. I didn't speak Thai so I don't know what was said between them.

I have been a guest of older people in the USA and they always pay. So maybe I am guilty of this. Could just be a misunderstanding.

A cruise up and down the River can be pretty cheap but maybe your girls didn't want to offend you with a cheap cruise.

Btw, the river is quite a ways from Sukumvit so travel by taxi down the center of town can be pricey. Did the taxi wait for you during the cruise?
Kevin *********
@Burnard ***********
sounds like you got the typical Thai welcome.

You had the distinct pleasure of being a human ATM for your girl and all her friends.

I’m only surprised she didn’t call her whole family so they could get in on the action too.
Burnard ************
@Kevin ********
And don't let yourself be to cynical and judgemental.
Kevin *********
@Burnard ***********
555!

Too late!!
Burnard ************
@Kevin ********
Exactly.

Very common.
Kevin *********
@Burnard ***********
Thais have an expression for this.

“Stupid Farang”

If you don’t mind giving, they don’t mind taking and taking and taking…
Burnard ************
@Kevin ********
It is not always as malicious as that. If Thai's have something, they always like to show off to friends & family.

If you an older man, you are automatically the Host same as the West. The difference is that in the West, your lady does not invite all her friends on a date.

But the first time maybe a miscommunication but if you keep paying for everything, without a complaint, they will take advantage and maybe even mock you to her friends.

When you first arrive, it is a celebration (but you pay for everything). You need to make her understand that not everyday is a party.

If you come for 30 or 60 days, they want to get as much as they can. If that is their intent.

I went along with you about being treated like a Human ATM, but it is not always intentional or malicious.

Don't get carried away.
Kevin *********
@Burnard ***********
i have been here for more years than you can count.

I used to give them latitude.

Now, I know better.

Don’t let yourself get too sanctimonious.
Jake *******
In Vietnam, it’s worse. We got in a fake taxi from the airport. It looks 100% like a real taxi. It was super expensive and we were shocked. In Bangkok, there’s this guy pretending to be a tourist guide and got one of his tuktuk guy to take us to a boat ride. We didn’t go on the boat ride coz it felt like a scam coz he wanted to charge us and we read online that it’s a free ride?
Aleks **********
@Jake ******
sounds like the same thing that happened to us the other day the guy took us to some tour company and charged us almost triple for the boat to floating market
Dave ********
On Friday we booked a taxi transfer with Traveloka from Pattaya to Suvarnabhumi Airport, it cost us 631 baht all inclusive.
Viva ******
@Dave *******
good deal
Dave ********
@Viva *****
traveloka will be the first place i look for any future transfers.
Nadine ******
Bangkok to pattaya or vice Versa is always 1000 baht per way. Seems like you don’t have a good taxi driver
Steve **********
@Nadine *****
or much less.
Nadine ******
@Steve *********
no much less is not realistic don’t troll around here!

1000 is a good price anywhere from pattaya to nearly anywhere in Bangkok is a pretty good price
Dave ********
@Nadine *****
if you think less than 1,000 baht is unrealistic, i suggest you look at the transfer prices on Traveloka, i paid 631 baht BKK to Pattaya, private transfer
Steve **********
@Nadine *****
live in Chiangmsi, been taking transport from BBK to Pattaya for 18 years. No trolling, just fact.
Nadine ******
@Steve *********
how much do you pay for

Bkk to pattaya with private taxi without any other guests than you
Steve **********
@Nadine *****
now your trolling.

Have same drivers, for many years. Always same rate

Coming and going. If busy, take bus.
Nadine ******
@Steve *********
how much do you pay for it when you use it yearly? The 1000 baht I mentioned is exactly for that, a private taxi with only one guest
Steve **********
Nadine ******
@Steve *********
are you mad Stevie? What is your issue I don’t get it?! I am paying 1000 baht for one way from bkk to pattaya or vice versa what are you paying????
Steve **********
@Nadine *****
not your concern, it's between me and my drivers.

Am quite happy with them.
Nadine ******
@Steve *********
Stevie Wonder where you at?!
Steve **********
@Nadine *****
why, have gf, but nice try.
Nadine ******
@Steve *********
I have some nasty

Ideas what we could do with your mustache and I am sure you’ll love it.

So tell me the price your paying for your private taxi driver from bkk to pattaya
Steve **********
@Nadine *****
uh uh, !

not until you finish telling me about mustache
Nadine ******
@Steve *********
shoot your fookin mouth Stevie and tell me how much you pay or was it all a fluke?
Steve **********
@Nadine *****
Not your business .

Actually just returned, same girl , newer car same price.

Why do you care what I pay ?

Glad to see Pattaya a bit busier.
Nadine ******
@Steve *********
is it lower than 1000 baht Steviie?!
Tunino *********
Old tricks of Thai taxi drivers 😂
Dan ********
Cheap lessons learned. Quite a few. First time here ? To post about it too 😂

1) Always fix a price for anything.

2) Don't let a taxi driver (or anyone else) persuade you to go anywhere you hadn't already planned yourself.

3) Google translate has a microphone option, to transcribe conversations in foreign language.

4) Always check pricing, even if it seems cheap.

4 lessons I can think of....

You've got off lightly, now tighten your act......👍
Robert ******
Cheap isn't always the best, I would rather pay for trust and safety.
William *******
I would have lost it ! I remember a taxi from airport once when the taxi guy went through a toll booth and then said “Hey boss you drink beer in car”? I said “Yes and I told you I would “! He then says “Toll booth have camera and now they will fine me 1000 baht because they take picture of beer in my car” so as soon as I get to my apartment downtown I said “When picture come bring to me and I will pay” lol …. Blank look on his face and I also stepped into him too , then I said “Too bad about your tip now for lying” sone guys are good but a lot are scammers.
Rollo ************************
What some of you are saying here is nuts 🥜!! No matter how the economies going, there’s a thing called integrity. By allowing someone to rip you off by a few baht or a little is justifying in their minds that it’s okay to do what’s being done to some. That’s as crazy as overpaying for rent just because you’re a foreigner who can afford to pay double and triple the rent or buying the same exact milk by shopping it at a western store like Villa Market instead of Tops. I see foreigners do this all day in 🇹🇭 😂 🤕 #Insanity!! That’s cray, cray! What about the people who come here on a budget because of the supposed lower prices compared to western countries although these days (since 1999 who could tell), there’s not a significant difference there— 😂 In the end, it’s about principle and not being okay with something just because we can afford it or how someone’s living. A tip should be at the discretion of the individual and not an implied addition just because you think you see 🤑 👀 The Walking DEAD ATM’s traipsing about Thailand🚶 😂 😆 😝 - 💪🏾
Christopher ***********
Taxi fares have increased considerably. Have booked from Suvarnabhumi Airport to Third Road, Pattaya in May. Four passengers so a luxury van instead of a car. My usual guy so not a rip off but it's 2,000 baht.
Andrew **********
I payed 119 baht for an air-conditioned bus. Bangkok to pattaya
AxMdob *******
@Andrew *********
with no scammers girlz next it s a correct price
Simon **********
Couple of life lessons learned
Keef ********
I don't see what the problem is. And I live locally. The prices for everyone the girls and taxi to handle it all and only 2k. Decent. The assumption always that because the negotiation took place in Thai language doesn't not necessarily imply you are being taken for a ride. If in doubt ask and stay in charge of your destiny that way.
Dave *********
I have done the river trip a couple of times. My Thai wife takes me on the public boat not the tourst boat. Much cheaper.
Dan ********
@Dave ********
that's a river bus you got, public transport for commuting, not the sunset dinner river cruise.
Naja ***********
Nice choice of "girls" you're hanging with....
AxMdob *******
@Naja **********
true most of thai girlz are here to scam farang...

Sometime the scam is big dometimes it s just few baht

It s dépend of the skills of the girl !
Craig ***********
600 baht, it is hardly a fleecing, call it a commission, you paid under $20 USD to not have to deal with the ticket booth, plus how ever far you diverted off course and the time he sat waiting. For, I assume four ppl (under $5 USD each), it really does not sound like he got you at all.
Kent *********
Life has been hard on people that depend on the tourist industry for a living. So if you can afford a vacation after these troubling times paying a little extra sometimes keeps the peace and helps them out…right or wrong…
Patricia *******
@Kent ********
oh sure, let's normalize and justify scams 🙄 if you like being taken for a fool that's great, the rest of us doesn't
Kent *********
@Patricia ******
Funny because it is already a normal process to up charge the falang, in hind sight we can all talk smack, could of would of should of…at the same time nothing to get upset about times are tough and if you can afford a vacation a few extra bucks out of your pocket might hurt your feelings, but in return helps them more then it hurts you…,soooo such is life life, live and learn and help others as much as you can….
Patricia *******
@Kent ********
as I said, you clearly don't mind being taken for a mug, that is fine, the rest of us though prefers not being robbed.
Andrew ********
@Patricia ******
he walked into it ffs. Wouldn’t someone with some sense ask the price of the taxi up front? He didn’t have to go on the boat ride he chose to. Could have looked up the price online in seconds but chose not to. He literally gave his money away
Patricia *******
@Andrew *******
some people are more trusting, some are gullible, some are vulnerable, others are simply not the brightest, there can be many reasons why people fall for scams, none of them makes it right. Elderly back home getting phone calls asking for their bank details and falling for it, do they 'give their money away' too?
Daniel ******
Told our girls let us know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That conversation went:

Driver > Girls ‘ you with these suckers’?

Girls > ‘Hell no, just working’

Driver > ‘Mind if I rinse them as well’?

Girls > ‘Not at all mate crack on and give us a drink too’

Driver > ‘Sweet’
James ***********
@Dan***
this is spot on. 😅
Mike ******
@Daniel *****
best comment ever 😂
Naja ***********
I like your gf!! 👍🏻
Andy *********
@Daniel *****
My wife is Viet. I speak/understand some. In a taxi in HCMC, and the driver (thinking she's a working girl)asks her, "please help me make some more money off him." She didn't miss a beat, replied "you help kill him, and we'll take all his money" Needless to say, there was a look of astonished disbelief on his face. Then she lit into him. Felt kinda sorry for the guy, lol.
Christopher ***********
@Andy ********
Best thing I've ever read!
Daniel ******
@Andy ********
🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 brilliant
Andy *********
@Daniel *****
She's a bit spicy. And get tired of the people wanting her to help them scam me. I get to laugh....
Merv ***********
Err ... repent at leisure (correction)
Merv ***********
Act in haste .. repent in leisure (something like that) 👀
Wendy *********
You are in for a rough time friend. Best start thinking with the brain in your skull if you want to not become that guy who loses all his money and can't think why...
Felix ******************************
My sunset river cruise was 399 baht per person with an unlimited buffet. The taxi was 64 baht from China town Bangkok with Bolt.

Lesson learnt and those particular girls aren't the slightest bit trustworthy.
Kylie ********
@Felix *****************************
where or how did u book your sunset cruise? Interested in doing one when in Bangkok next week.
Felix ******************************
@Kylie *******
Booked through Klook.com

'meridian sunset dinner cruise'
Felix ******************************
Those girls are probably the worst possible people you could be hanging out with. Even girls I barely knew on a first date would stop that happening a mile away.
Charles *********
know better next time

its called EXPERIENCE
Kuan ******
I are feeding the industry.. they need more of you to keep the industry alive 🤣🤣🤣.. it’s a small sum but thanks for your contribution 🤣🤣
Nick *******
Never trust a thai woman you just picked up off the streets 😂 😂 😂
Paul *******
Next time try Grab taxi's download the app on your phone it's so easy to use.
Jack ******
@Paul ******
use InDriver, set your own prices. Cheaper then bolt and grab
Paul *******
@Jack *****
thank you for the information, I will try them next time.
Bob ********
Take the BTS
Lutfi *******
The reality issue Thai people
Jamie ******
All these comments. As if you all haven't fallen for the same trick. 😂😂😂

Cool story though.👍
Darryl **********
So how much are paying the girls for the night
Wayne ******
So once again the Dick runs the head ...OUR GIRLS.? You are joking ...all con artiste
John ********
The girls knew everything, one born every minute…
Kathalyn *******
Won't be the only time you are scammed
Scottie ***********
It’s the same for those island hopping tours in Phuket and Krabi. It should only cost you 850-1000฿ but I’ve heard of people paying over 3000-4000 baht. And learned people accept the taxi driver telling them 300 baht to go 2 kilometres. lol it’s like most taxi drivers can only speak 4 English lines “hello” “thank you” “have a nice day” “300 baht”
Pete ********************
Thais job to rip you off 🤡🌶🤡
Nick *********
Always find out what's going on for yourself never trust the girls ha ha
James ***********
“our girls” “didn’t have time to think” “our girls” 5555
Amy *****
555 yessss
Nicolas ********
Just scream that you are a noob next time
Benny ***********
John *********
T.i.t
Mark ******
Every tourist falls for such a tr ap. Imagine 1 million tourists sca mmed of 1000 baht. 😂 helps the sc am economy for sure.
Dave *********
As long as you enjoyed it who gives a fuck..Thailand life ...
Dave *********
Dave *********
Lesson learned..
Andy ******
Nothing beats buying experience most people have been cought one way or another in their travels no one is infallible. Well

Done next time you’ll be in the ball good luck geeza
Shaun ************
ORIGINAL POSTER
@Andy *****
I thought it was funny but my mate hates losing money. Not the first time won’t be the last
Andy ******
@Shaun ***********
ah shit happens eh I had my Levi’s nicked one night everything was in the safe so the only thing worth anything I did laugh next time Levi’s in the safe eh . There is allways something never mind eh
Ian *********
Just get a bus next time is bout 150 baht from pattaya to Bangkok and they run very frequently.unless your in phuket. Most places in Thailand its better to use public transport.
Bonnie *******
You have to learn to haggle better. No matter what the price they offer act shocked say too much money and offer less
Joe *********
There are busses from bkk airport to pattaya for about 140b 🤭
Gordon *******
Confusing post

Girls, which girls?
Bal *********
Welcome to Thailand 🙏
Amy *****
You paid 14 GBP more than you expected? Ok? So You don't deserve to have women with you..? Why are you telling us?

What is the actual question?

Open your eyes and learn more about whats around you. 😆🙄
Amy *****
Just realized you're Aussie. Even worse, only 24 AUD. Less than the price of a bottle of booze.

Be more aware. What are you going on about? Just learn.
Thaniel ********
I always only pay 800-1000 Pattaya to bkk
David *********
@Thaniel *******
what taxi do you use as I’ve never found it less than 1200
Peter *******
@David ********
Bella Taxi Pattaya Bangkok 1000
Shaun *********
@David ********
that was 1986 he is quoting
Thaniel ********
@Shaun ********
instead being a smart cunt do research

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David *********
@Thaniel *******
1300฿ 🙄
Thaniel ********
@David ********
negotiate
Duncanc **********
LOL
David *********
You lead yourself into that one, next time look on google maps

Sometimes things get lost in translation or they just make out it did
Steve **********
@David ********
1st timers have to learn. Your gf works for driver and criuse as well as you.

Read ' private dancer " talk to expats....never girls.

Your gf will be quietly commissioned on every baht you spend....even on gifts for her
Lee ************
Ditch those girls asap , no decent thai would allow that to happen 👊
Terence ***********
How was the river cruise ? Post some photos
Jack ******
Use InDriver app and put in 10 baht then it will recommend the lowest price possible. You can probably get the ride for like 800 baht. It’s the best way to travel.
Jack ******
Went from Bangkok to Ayutthaya for 500 baht
David *********
@Jack *****
you can’t go from Pattaya to sukumvit bangkok for 800b
Bruce *********
@David ********
I went from Koh Samet to Bangkok for 1000 baht.
David *********
@Bruce ********
not in a taxi you didn’t
Bruce *********
@David ********
it was a regular taxi

That I flag down.
Yoana ******************
I have no clue what's going on
Shaun ************
ORIGINAL POSTER
@Yoana *****************
The taxi driver get a ticket signed by the tour seller so get a commission for everyone he takes there .
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