@Lauren *****
it's totally a crap shoot really, and I'd say you run a higher chance of faster turn around at the consulates that have been ON the eVisa system a while (other than Malaysia because those three [Kuala Lumpur, Penang and Kota Bharu] seem to be dragging their heels)
Vietnam isn't bad IF you get the documents uploaded correctly first time around
They all are BAD if they have to ask you for more documents, 🙁
Something is not right with the people who are saying it took a month (or they're using one of the consulates in France or Spain that has crazy processing time 🙁