@Kool ******
Wow, thank you for taking the time to investigate my visa situation with more passion than my actual immigration officer. Clearly, you’re moonlighting as an expert in immigration law and a professional fact-checker. Impressive!
But just to clarify — the world is a little more complex than your black-and-white interpretation. I’ll let the authorities handle the paperwork while you continue auditioning for CSI: Immigration Edition. Appreciate the entertainment though 🍭