@Chris *******
Based upon the responses here, it seems my understanding is correct. You’re looking for a preparation, not a just cut. Ham is, by definition, a preparation and you’re expecting a foreign country to have the preparation of your home.
I understand your wanting to find what you like from home. It’s a normal desire. Your request would have been fine had you left out your judgement of the cuisine of the place where you’re living. Food clearly they prefer. I simply don’t understand why it was necessary and I do understand Andy’s reaction.