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What are the best places to get a decent English breakfast and bacon in Thailand?

Apr 18, 2024
2 years ago
Jack ****************
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This bacon sucks.
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The discussion revolves around the quality of bacon available in Thailand, with various comments comparing it to American bacon and sharing personal experiences with English breakfasts. Recommendations for obtaining better bacon and breakfast options include visiting specific pubs and restaurants in Pattaya and Bangkok. Some humorous comments about the stereotypical ingredients in English breakfasts, such as beans and black pudding, also emerge throughout the conversation.
Greg *********
American Bacon is great πŸ‘
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Kev *********
Collingbourne Auctions in Pattaya, Tropical Restaurant and Murphys- Fantastic breakfasts Bangkok Soi 4 (Nana) Finegans in Ban Chang. All top notch.
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Kev *********
Buy from Siamsbury's in Pattaya.
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Steve **********
NO bacon suck's !
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Ant ******
Hope it contains sodium nitrate and artificial colours to sex it up a bit
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Lloyd ****
It’s been cooked to

Long
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Marcel *******
I'm a German but I love the real english breakfast . Even if your cholesterol level goes crazy afterwards 🀣
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Marco *********
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got to have decent bread with it not
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sweet rubbish
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Jacob ********
Daw is one of the Thai words used. I use Daw Lay often when a Thai woman always about in her 40's over weight dirty dress and flip flops attempts to cut in front of me in line. I have Daw Lay radar I can see them coming and ready to block off and shout Daw Lay . Odd men never cut in front of line and often ask if I want to go first.
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John *********
Which one is the bacon?
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Mike **********
Fried bananas?
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Bill **********
You need to go to a farang pub to get a decent English breakfast 😊
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Jack ****************
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every time I've done that they prank me! They give me a perfectly reasonable western breakfast and then a giant spoonful of beans. Hahah England very funny!
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Colin *********************
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if they are English / American beans they are great- it’s those big fat far east beans that are terrible
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Bill **********
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Beans are part of an English breakfast .Just tell the server to hold the beans .I tell them to skip the black pudding 😊
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Ricardo **********
Banana?!
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Jack ****************
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Ricardo **********
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I just ate that this morning against my will. The only reason I know. Lol
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Phil ******
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i find some of the makro bacon is really good. Some is bad too. Forget the Yankee comment
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Mike **********
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I reach for the CP bacon at Makro, its fairly consistent so you pretty much know what you’re getting
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Barry ********
Fried eggs 🍳 need a bit of work πŸ˜‹
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Jack ****************
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Michael ********
Nearly as bad as American bacon 555
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Colin *********************
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American bacon is just far too thin and skinny rashers. Give us proper bacon
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Jack ****************
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gasp!!! How DARE you??? :) where are you from mate?
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Ziggy ********
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From McDonald's like you
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Jack ****************
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William *******
@Jack ***************
Most Americans love their fatty bacon. Others prefer the less fatty back bacon eaten by the rest of the world.
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Michael ********
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Wales. But British and Danish Bacons the best
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Jack ****************
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I'd be curious to try them!

Okay here is my funny story. You might already know the punchline, if so I'm sorry for the long reply. But if you don't know - it's funnier in the long version I think. Answer in next reply.
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Jack ****************
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So in my younger days I looked enough like Leonardo DiCaprio that it got commented on from time to time. Titanic was very big here and when I first arrived, like most single guys, I wasted some time in bars. The following dialog took place about 50 times:

What is your name?

Jack

Ohhhh hahahaha Titanic!! My name is Rose!!!!!

Because of the Leonardo connection I would totally lean into that.

The other dialog that happened a lot was:

Me name is Jack.

Ooh like Jack Daniels hahahaha!

This one is less fun for me so I would say "no my name is Jack Dawson" because that is the character name from Titanic. This would get a massive laugh every time- whatever.

Fast forward a few years. Married now. In a taxi with my wife and we pass the Jack Daniels restaurant in Bangkok and she says "honey looks, Jack Daniels like you" and I say "no I'm Jack Dawson"

Silence.

Then shyly my wife says "baby, I must tell you something. People do not laugh because of Titanic. In Thai language 'daw' means dick and 'son' means short"

So for like... A year... I would announce to groups of women that my name was Jack Short Dick.

Omg. Bwahahaha!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy a laugh at my (our) expense.
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James *********
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Great to see you're taking better care of yer liver BB πŸ’― 🀠
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Michael ********
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yes i am very aware of the translation, thats why use the tones to say star, ask you wife what star is in Thai.

Had that name translation done at my first wedding 5555
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Jack ****************
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I hope you actually reply- I've got a great story for you. (Not sarcastic)
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