Can't have a dog where I live. I was thinking about getting a pet pig.
Anybody know where I can get a LITTLE pet pig?
Screw the pig. I am getting a new place.. I guess.
Married life isn't as fun as single life but I am less likely to catch something that requires a doctor's attention and I get a decent tax break.
TLDR : Answer Summary
A community member shares their struggle of not being able to have a dog where they live and is considering getting a small pet pig instead. The post evokes humorous responses about the challenges of owning a pig, including upkeep and potential housing restrictions. Conversations meander into humorous remarks about alternative pets, living arrangements, and the realities of married life.